Unconfirmed reports have come in that the teachers' team is at a special training camp. The winners of the two championship games will play the Grumpy Old Men in two exhibition games next week. Apparently the teachers are getting in shape and practicing at a secret location. Reports say that Gandalf and the Hammer are working on a special five-way passing play similar to the legendary Edmonton Oilers of the 1980s. Apparently Stonewall has vowed he won't let another goal in all year and the Chef is working on a new all-meat diet for the team. Meanwhile, Steamboiler and Puppetman are watching video of all the teams to look for any weaknesses.
The team is also having to deal with the loss of one of their best players. The Montreal Canadiens picked up Big Bird at the trading deadline and he is leaving the Grumpy Old Men. Apparently the team is dedicating the rest of their season to Big Bird. BON CHANCE MON AMI!
TEACHERS' GOAL SCORING
Gandalf a lot...around nine
The Chef none...he likes to hang back and admire the action
Stonewall none...he likes to stand in the goal and 'play' goalie
Big Bird a lot...seven or so
Steamboiler a few...maybe three
Puppetman a couple of hat-tricks or so...let's say around eight
The Hammer some...maybe six
1 comment:
Word has it Big Bird is actually going to Toronto, but has been known to change his mind! He will miss all the hockey fun!!!!
Big Bird's agent, Robin
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